Star Spangled Awesome Graphic Tee ("Proud to Be Delusional Bootlicking Nazi Trash")
Navy / XS
$32.50 USD
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$32.50 USD
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Star Spangled Awesome Graphic Tee ("Proud to Be Delusional Bootlicking Nazi Trash")
$32.50 USD
Sale price
$32.50 USD
Regular price
It's finally here. You asked, we listened. That's right, Magats, you were tired of being left out, so we created a t-shirt just for you. After over a decade of this, you know what you stand for, so do the rest of us. Own your truth! It's got all the red, white and blue, the stars, the fireworks, all that loud obnoxious stuff you like to wear and sweat on to show off your feigned patriotism.
It's unisex, but don't let that scare you, like queer people do. It just means both men and women can wear it. See? It's even got the snark! You Are Represented! Makes a great gift for all the chuds and chuddettes in your life! ALL Proceeds from the sale of this shirt go to Democracy Forward, www.democracyforward.org.
This soft, breathable tee carries a bold, Americana-inspired graphic that speaks with grit and humor. The vintage-style distressed print, framed by fireworks and stars, sits on a lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton body that drapes casually and moves with you. It wears like a well-loved favorite—easy to layer, easy to lounge in, and made to withstand frequent washes without losing shape. Let it anchor relaxed weekends, backyard gatherings, or days when you want a statement that’s equal parts defiant and playful.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, smooth silhouette
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape
- Durable, vivid prints (DTG with DTF on sleeves/labels) that resist fading
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean